The Iridescent Heart Ware

$75.00

Woog Ware No. 13

Currently on: Winsome Twin 1, Month 8 of 29

This month’s addition: The green tassels. For one month, if you see green tassels, it’s definitely Twin 1. He has explained this system to everyone. Twice.

Objects of delight: A long double silver chain strung with open and puffed hearts, a large iridescent rainbow heart, two green tassels, a tag that reads “LIVE A GREAT STORY,” and one tiny eyeball bead.

Key Registry: No key on this Ware. Stripaticus checked twice.

The supper-club argument: The tag says LIVE A GREAT STORY. Frizzie says she’s helping by editing it. Twin 1 says it’s someone else’s story and she should leave it alone.

The rainbow heart changes color depending on where you stand, which Remy finds deeply suspicious in a heart. Then there’s the tiny eyeball bead. Dwayne spotted it within a minute and asked the table not to discuss it. The table discussed it.

In the 29 Necks, necklaces change hands every month at supper. This Ware isn’t married to its Woog. Take it home with Twin 1, with a different Woog, or on your own neck.

Woog Ware No. 13

Currently on: Winsome Twin 1, Month 8 of 29

This month’s addition: The green tassels. For one month, if you see green tassels, it’s definitely Twin 1. He has explained this system to everyone. Twice.

Objects of delight: A long double silver chain strung with open and puffed hearts, a large iridescent rainbow heart, two green tassels, a tag that reads “LIVE A GREAT STORY,” and one tiny eyeball bead.

Key Registry: No key on this Ware. Stripaticus checked twice.

The supper-club argument: The tag says LIVE A GREAT STORY. Frizzie says she’s helping by editing it. Twin 1 says it’s someone else’s story and she should leave it alone.

The rainbow heart changes color depending on where you stand, which Remy finds deeply suspicious in a heart. Then there’s the tiny eyeball bead. Dwayne spotted it within a minute and asked the table not to discuss it. The table discussed it.

In the 29 Necks, necklaces change hands every month at supper. This Ware isn’t married to its Woog. Take it home with Twin 1, with a different Woog, or on your own neck.