The Golden Hand Ware

$75.00

Woog Ware No. 12

Currently on: Winsome Twin 2, Month 8 of 29

This month’s addition: The gold hand brooch. He says his twin has the other one. His twin says he doesn’t.

Objects of delight: One wing, a key marked LOVE, an owl tag that reads “listen to your heart,” a black-and-gold hand brooch, and a handful of special orbs, all on silver chain.

Key Registry: Entered. Locks opened: none. This one says LOVE on it, which Adelania calls “a bit much.”

The supper-club argument: There’s a second lonely wing in the collection. Twin 2 says the wing on this Ware and the wing on Ware No. 2 are obviously a pair. Dwayne has formally requested that the two be introduced.

Puddy reads the owl’s message aloud in an owl voice at every supper, whether or not anyone asks. The hand is a brooch, so it falls under the no-brooches-near-dessert rule. Twin 2 has asked for an exception, on the grounds that it’s “just waving.” The request is under review.

In the 29 Necks, necklaces change hands every month at supper. This Ware isn’t married to its Woog. Take it home with Twin 2, with a different Woog, or on your own neck.

Woog Ware No. 12

Currently on: Winsome Twin 2, Month 8 of 29

This month’s addition: The gold hand brooch. He says his twin has the other one. His twin says he doesn’t.

Objects of delight: One wing, a key marked LOVE, an owl tag that reads “listen to your heart,” a black-and-gold hand brooch, and a handful of special orbs, all on silver chain.

Key Registry: Entered. Locks opened: none. This one says LOVE on it, which Adelania calls “a bit much.”

The supper-club argument: There’s a second lonely wing in the collection. Twin 2 says the wing on this Ware and the wing on Ware No. 2 are obviously a pair. Dwayne has formally requested that the two be introduced.

Puddy reads the owl’s message aloud in an owl voice at every supper, whether or not anyone asks. The hand is a brooch, so it falls under the no-brooches-near-dessert rule. Twin 2 has asked for an exception, on the grounds that it’s “just waving.” The request is under review.

In the 29 Necks, necklaces change hands every month at supper. This Ware isn’t married to its Woog. Take it home with Twin 2, with a different Woog, or on your own neck.