Sweet Adelania Wearing the Always and Dragonfly Ware

$75.00

Woog: No. 5 · Sweet Adelania

In the group: The anti-romantic romantic. Adelania doesn’t believe in grand declarations. She believes in showing up with soup. To her, a heart isn’t a feeling. It’s a to-do list.

At supper club: She rolls her eyes at every love story, then quietly asks who needs a ride home.

Juicy tidbit: She did not choose the name “Sweet,” and she’d like that on the record. Stripaticus has it on the record. In triplicate.

Adelania and Charliegirl have sat side by side at supper club for fourteen months, each pretending the other one is the sentimental one. Adelania is the one who caught Charliegirl crying over the mitten story. Charliegirl is the one who saw Adelania slip the mitten’s owner a new pair the following week. Neither has mentioned it. Neither ever will.

Woog: No. 5 · Sweet Adelania

In the group: The anti-romantic romantic. Adelania doesn’t believe in grand declarations. She believes in showing up with soup. To her, a heart isn’t a feeling. It’s a to-do list.

At supper club: She rolls her eyes at every love story, then quietly asks who needs a ride home.

Juicy tidbit: She did not choose the name “Sweet,” and she’d like that on the record. Stripaticus has it on the record. In triplicate.

Adelania and Charliegirl have sat side by side at supper club for fourteen months, each pretending the other one is the sentimental one. Adelania is the one who caught Charliegirl crying over the mitten story. Charliegirl is the one who saw Adelania slip the mitten’s owner a new pair the following week. Neither has mentioned it. Neither ever will.