Stripaticus Goatigans Wearing the Goat Ware

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Woog: No. 2 · Stripaticus Goatigans

In the group: The proceduralist, and the only Neck who isn’t human. Every object added to every Ware gets a tag, a date, and a form. Stripaticus keeps the forms. Nobody asked for the forms.

At supper club: He travels in from the Neither Here Nor There lands, which is why his RSVP is always “neither yes nor no.”

Juicy tidbit: He has filed a formal request for striped tablecloths at supper club every month for fourteen months. Status: pending.

Stripaticus believes in stripes the way other folks believe in breakfast. Stripes are orderly. Stripes repeat. A stripe always knows where the next stripe goes. When the 29 Necks began, he was the one who suggested writing everything down, and he has been writing everything down ever since. Travelers say you never quite arrive in the Neither Here Nor There lands. But somehow, once a month, Stripaticus always arrives at supper, pink glasses on and paperwork in hand.

Woog: No. 2 · Stripaticus Goatigans

In the group: The proceduralist, and the only Neck who isn’t human. Every object added to every Ware gets a tag, a date, and a form. Stripaticus keeps the forms. Nobody asked for the forms.

At supper club: He travels in from the Neither Here Nor There lands, which is why his RSVP is always “neither yes nor no.”

Juicy tidbit: He has filed a formal request for striped tablecloths at supper club every month for fourteen months. Status: pending.

Stripaticus believes in stripes the way other folks believe in breakfast. Stripes are orderly. Stripes repeat. A stripe always knows where the next stripe goes. When the 29 Necks began, he was the one who suggested writing everything down, and he has been writing everything down ever since. Travelers say you never quite arrive in the Neither Here Nor There lands. But somehow, once a month, Stripaticus always arrives at supper, pink glasses on and paperwork in hand.