Lurleen Washbottom Wears the Tri-Portrait Ware

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Woog: No. 15 · Lurleen Washbottom

In the group: The truth teller. Lurleen says what everyone else is thinking, usually before they’ve finished thinking it.

At supper club: When a story gets too fancy, she asks one plain question that brings it right back down to earth. Frizzie hates this.

Juicy tidbit: She once added a washer to a strand of pearls. When asked why, she said, “They were getting above themselves.”

Lurleen loves the Necks too much to lie to them. She’ll tell you your story ran long, your cake is dry and your necklace has too many hearts, and then she’ll ask for seconds. Most of the Necks have gotten a Lurleen truth at least once. Most of them say it was the best advice they ever got. Somehow they keep asking her to sit closer.

Woog: No. 15 · Lurleen Washbottom

In the group: The truth teller. Lurleen says what everyone else is thinking, usually before they’ve finished thinking it.

At supper club: When a story gets too fancy, she asks one plain question that brings it right back down to earth. Frizzie hates this.

Juicy tidbit: She once added a washer to a strand of pearls. When asked why, she said, “They were getting above themselves.”

Lurleen loves the Necks too much to lie to them. She’ll tell you your story ran long, your cake is dry and your necklace has too many hearts, and then she’ll ask for seconds. Most of the Necks have gotten a Lurleen truth at least once. Most of them say it was the best advice they ever got. Somehow they keep asking her to sit closer.