Currently on: Stripaticus Goatigans, Month 8 of 29
This month’s addition: The striped square. Obviously. (Form 8-B, filed in triplicate.)
Objects of delight: A gold goat, a ghost, one wing, a pair of little wings, a metal mesh bow, a pink heart, a striped square, a pink faceted nugget, a cross, a silver heart, a pink diamond drop, a key and an anchor.
The supper-club argument: Somebody added a gold goat. Stripaticus would like it formally noted that the goat is a nanny goat and he is not.
Dwayne counts this Ware every month and can’t get past the wing. Wings come in pairs, and this one doesn’t. He says the little wings don’t count toward the total, and he has now said so eight times. The goat has never once filled out a form, which bothers Stripaticus more than anyone expected. As for all the pink, it arrived one object at a time, from wearers who swear they weren’t coordinating. Nobody believes them.
In the 29 Necks, necklaces change hands every month at supper. This Ware isn’t married to its Woog. Take it home with Stripaticus, with a different Woog, or on your own neck.
Currently on: Stripaticus Goatigans, Month 8 of 29
This month’s addition: The striped square. Obviously. (Form 8-B, filed in triplicate.)
Objects of delight: A gold goat, a ghost, one wing, a pair of little wings, a metal mesh bow, a pink heart, a striped square, a pink faceted nugget, a cross, a silver heart, a pink diamond drop, a key and an anchor.
The supper-club argument: Somebody added a gold goat. Stripaticus would like it formally noted that the goat is a nanny goat and he is not.
Dwayne counts this Ware every month and can’t get past the wing. Wings come in pairs, and this one doesn’t. He says the little wings don’t count toward the total, and he has now said so eight times. The goat has never once filled out a form, which bothers Stripaticus more than anyone expected. As for all the pink, it arrived one object at a time, from wearers who swear they weren’t coordinating. Nobody believes them.
In the 29 Necks, necklaces change hands every month at supper. This Ware isn’t married to its Woog. Take it home with Stripaticus, with a different Woog, or on your own neck.
