Frizzelda Twain Wearing the Bell Ringer Ware

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Woog: No. 8 · Frizzelda “Frizzie” Twain

In the group: The revisionist. Frizzie never tells a story the same way twice, including other people’s stories. She doesn’t lie. She edits.

At supper club: Every story told at the table, Frizzie retells on the walk home, improved.

Juicy tidbit: She has revised the founding story of the 29 Necks eleven times. In the current version, the box was a trunk, there was a storm, and Frizzie found it.

You’ll notice her portrait has two faces. Frizzie calls it a work in progress, and she says the same about herself. She believes nothing is ever finished, only between drafts. That includes the Wares, the supper menu, and at least one Neck’s middle name, which she has been quietly improving for a year. The Necks have stopped correcting her. Frizzie has noticed, and she’s revising that too.

Woog: No. 8 · Frizzelda “Frizzie” Twain

In the group: The revisionist. Frizzie never tells a story the same way twice, including other people’s stories. She doesn’t lie. She edits.

At supper club: Every story told at the table, Frizzie retells on the walk home, improved.

Juicy tidbit: She has revised the founding story of the 29 Necks eleven times. In the current version, the box was a trunk, there was a storm, and Frizzie found it.

You’ll notice her portrait has two faces. Frizzie calls it a work in progress, and she says the same about herself. She believes nothing is ever finished, only between drafts. That includes the Wares, the supper menu, and at least one Neck’s middle name, which she has been quietly improving for a year. The Necks have stopped correcting her. Frizzie has noticed, and she’s revising that too.