Dwayne Diddyslater Wearing the Clockface Ware

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Woog: No. 11 · Dwayne Diddyslater

In the group: The pattern counter. Dwayne counts everything: beads, stairs, wings, and how many times Frizzie revises a story (the Month 14 record is six).

At supper club: He counts the chairs before he sits, then counts the Necks. If the numbers don’t match, nobody eats.

Juicy tidbit: He knows exactly how many spikes are in his hair. He’ll tell you. You didn’t ask.

Dwayne joined the 29 Necks partly because twenty-nine is a prime number, and he finds prime numbers trustworthy. Fourteen months in, the Wares have tested him: a lonely wing, a fish on every third necklace, and eyes turning up everywhere. He has handled it with dignity, mostly. Then this month, the swap handed him the one Ware he’d been dreading.

Woog: No. 11 · Dwayne Diddyslater

In the group: The pattern counter. Dwayne counts everything: beads, stairs, wings, and how many times Frizzie revises a story (the Month 14 record is six).

At supper club: He counts the chairs before he sits, then counts the Necks. If the numbers don’t match, nobody eats.

Juicy tidbit: He knows exactly how many spikes are in his hair. He’ll tell you. You didn’t ask.

Dwayne joined the 29 Necks partly because twenty-nine is a prime number, and he finds prime numbers trustworthy. Fourteen months in, the Wares have tested him: a lonely wing, a fish on every third necklace, and eyes turning up everywhere. He has handled it with dignity, mostly. Then this month, the swap handed him the one Ware he’d been dreading.