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In the group: The deadpan absurdist. Consuella can present the strangest object in Elibom as the most reasonable thing in the world, without blinking.
At supper club: She tells the most ridiculous stories of the night in a completely flat voice. Puddy laughs so hard she has to lie down. Consuella doesn’t laugh, and she doesn’t understand what’s funny.
Juicy tidbit: Asked why she joined the 29 Necks, Consuella said, “The necklaces needed someone.” Asked to explain, she said, “I did.”
Consuella has never once been surprised. When the box of broken necklaces turned up, everyone gasped except Consuella, who said, “Oh good, they’re here,” and has never explained what she meant. She keeps a list of perfectly ordinary things she finds suspicious, like spoons, Tuesdays and the color beige. She keeps a second list of absurd things she finds perfectly normal. The second list is longer.
In the group: The deadpan absurdist. Consuella can present the strangest object in Elibom as the most reasonable thing in the world, without blinking.
At supper club: She tells the most ridiculous stories of the night in a completely flat voice. Puddy laughs so hard she has to lie down. Consuella doesn’t laugh, and she doesn’t understand what’s funny.
Juicy tidbit: Asked why she joined the 29 Necks, Consuella said, “The necklaces needed someone.” Asked to explain, she said, “I did.”
Consuella has never once been surprised. When the box of broken necklaces turned up, everyone gasped except Consuella, who said, “Oh good, they’re here,” and has never explained what she meant. She keeps a list of perfectly ordinary things she finds suspicious, like spoons, Tuesdays and the color beige. She keeps a second list of absurd things she finds perfectly normal. The second list is longer.