Buddy Beaudreaux Wears the Crescent Moon Ware

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Woog: No. 25 · Buddy Beaudreaux

In the group: The improviser. Buddy can make anything useful except the thing it was made for. He once fixed a gate with a spoon, a kite with a sock, and a disagreement with a pie.

At supper club: He arrives with his pockets full and leaves with them fuller. Nobody knows what he swaps along the way.

Juicy tidbit: He and Eulalie share a last name. Asked if they’re related, Eulalie says “Of course!” and Buddy says “Depends who’s asking.” Nobody has gotten a straight answer, and both of them seem to enjoy it that way.

For fourteen months, Buddy has borrowed every tool on every Ware to fix the wobbly supper-club chair. He’s tried the toolkit on No. 3, the wrench on No. 4, the tiny wrench on No. 16, the pliers on No. 17 and the drill on No. 23. He was refused the full set on No. 22. The chair kept wobbling. The Necks started to wonder if the chair was the point. Buddy started to wonder that too.

Woog: No. 25 · Buddy Beaudreaux

In the group: The improviser. Buddy can make anything useful except the thing it was made for. He once fixed a gate with a spoon, a kite with a sock, and a disagreement with a pie.

At supper club: He arrives with his pockets full and leaves with them fuller. Nobody knows what he swaps along the way.

Juicy tidbit: He and Eulalie share a last name. Asked if they’re related, Eulalie says “Of course!” and Buddy says “Depends who’s asking.” Nobody has gotten a straight answer, and both of them seem to enjoy it that way.

For fourteen months, Buddy has borrowed every tool on every Ware to fix the wobbly supper-club chair. He’s tried the toolkit on No. 3, the wrench on No. 4, the tiny wrench on No. 16, the pliers on No. 17 and the drill on No. 23. He was refused the full set on No. 22. The chair kept wobbling. The Necks started to wonder if the chair was the point. Buddy started to wonder that too.